Beasleys' Biatches race to the top of the championship

A Wet and windy Saturday saw the 2's play away to Dyers Arms, a team struggling this season who UEA eventually saw off. The final score was 4-2 and even though the 2's didn't play so well they mised an absolute hatfull of chances. Gaskell, Thornton, Macdonald and Yeomans all missed quite simple chances, but eventually Yeomans got two goals he deserved both with a similar build up assisted by Tom Thornton, Yeomans' 12th and 13th of the season. Thornton got his goal in the second half from a Jonny Richardson cross pass while Jason Lincoln got the fourth from a John Richardson Corner. The MOM award went to Tom Denney, putting him on an impressive 68 points for the season.

The 3rds Played away in the Primary cup and kept a clean sheet, drilling out a 1-0 win. The goal came from Chris Morris as he pounced in after the keeper parried from Jeremy Pitlabos strike. Liam Martin was loaned to the thirds for their big clash and he in turn won the star man award, proving his ability and worth putting him on 81 points.

No points from the 4th team unfortunately as their game got cancelled because the opposing teams players thought it was too dangerous, even though their game was expected to be played on the pitch next to the one the seconds played on. (Fucking Pussies).

Chris Macdonald's Macadonas won him the wooden spoon award for this week, unlucky mate.

The league is not in order so you'll have to work out where you are yourselves:

Team Owner	Team Name	Points
Paolo Ceroni	Windmill Wanderers	624
Darryl Wyatt	Wyatts Wanderers	586
Tom Lenihan	Tom Lenihan	616
Sam Gilliland	Sam Gilliland	637
Marcus Jones	Schizzle	638
Matt Beasley	Beasley's Biatchs	658
James Havers	No I in team	603
Liam Martin	The House Martins	620
Josh Hull	Hullys Whores	552
David Foulis	I want to be on you	617
Robin Caley	Snoop's Doggs	587
Tom Thornton	Meaty Malcolm
	and M Unit	527
Gavin Butler	Team Butler	489
Nick Gaskell	Woolie Woofters	558
Grant O'Donnell	Mean Machine	522
Chris Gunn and	Ginger Ninjas
David Burnham		523
Jeremy Pitlabo	Borny United	564
Jason Lincoln	Team Jason	491
Dan Robinson	Magnus: A player
	for every inche	481
Duncan White	Whiteboys	506
Dave Yeomans	Yeomans UEA Yids	455
Chris Morris	Mozzies Monsters	525
John Richardson	Cockjuggling
	Thundercunts	502
Chris Macdonald	Maccadonas	410
Nick Young	Young's Gunners	464

Top ten scoring players

Nick Gaskell	128
Tom Thornton	99
Liam Martin	81
Dave Yeomans	77
Chris Morris	71
Marcus Jones	69
Tom Denney	68
Tom Lenihan	65
Jonny Richardson	60
Sam Gilliland	60

Small update will be done on Thursday, sorry for this weeks lateness but coursework comes first.

GASK

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