Earlham punish Ceroni's boys, as the 2nds and 3rds win comfortably

UEA 2's kept another clean sheet this season as they saw off a weak Drayton side 4-0, in a game which didn't see any goals until around the half hour mark due to a hatful of misses, namely by myself Nick Gaskell. A sweet through ball from man of the match Matt Jepson saw Tom Thornton finish nicely by nutmegging the Drayton keeper. The second half saw Tom Thornton lay the ball inside to Yeomans who placed it into the empty net, only to be kicked by the Drayton keeper.(the psycho cunt) Might I add the referee had a word with him, no card shown, yet later on booked Jepson and Draytons midfielder for mere handbags - If that. Yeomans got his second of the game after Gaskell squared it to him, and Thornton got his 2nd of the game, poking it passed the keeper from a lovely dink in from Jason Lincoln. Between the three of them, Gaskell, Yeomans and Thornton have put away an impressive 52 goals this season, 19 each for the two front men and 14 for Thornton.

The 3rds continued their good form this season by beating Drayton reserves 5 - 1 who proved to be just as weak as their first team. The 2nds have drawn 1 lost 1 and won the rest of their games this season as assists came from Adam Aisthorpe(Eh Up), Alex Smith 2, Jeremy Pitlabo and Jonny Tucker. The goals came from Jeremy Pitlabo, Pete Bellamy, Dave Burnham and 2 from Sammy Gilliland. Alex Smith picked up the man of the match award for his great work in midfield, although unfortunately clean sheet bonuses were lost.

Also to add a small corection from last week, it was not new boy Alex Pope who scored it was actually gay boy Alex Smith. Apologies for the mistake and thanks for pointing it out Gav.


The fourth team drew the short straw in their first round of the Shoe Traders Cup against the team top of the league, in Division 1, not their own. The 4ths put up a good battle but some good solo players and general hate of students kept UEA at bay, even though they were unfairly ruled out a goal from Dave Foulis, which would have made it 1-0. Final score Earlham 3-0 UEA.

All in all a good week for Sammy Gilliland as he rises to the top of the UEA Fantasy Dream Team League with only one weeks football left before the new year. In no particular order here are the teams with over 850 points( most likely to win it).

Sam Gilliland	Sam Gilliland	960
Paolo Ceroni	Windmill Wanderers	914
David Foulis	I want to be on you	900
Robin Caley	Snoop's Doggs	896
Marcus Jones	Schizzle	926
James Havers	No I in team	898
Matt Beasley	Beasley's Biatchs	859
Liam Martin	The House Martins	874

Dave Yeomans takes over as the highest scoring player from Nick Gaskell by one point as we see the top 5 scoring players.

Dave Yeomans	157
Nick Gaskell	156
Tom Thornton	133
Sam Gilliland	125
Liam Martin	104

Well done everyone this week, see you at training.

Gaskell

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