Christmas is coming, the Bells are ringing, and UEA can't stop winning

A thoroughly good day saw some positive results just before Christmas as all 3 sides played well.

The 2's comfortably won 6-1 with some help from Homecare's goalkeeper, Tom Thornton scoring the only good goal with his 18 yard smash passed the keeper after a sweet pass from Yeomans. Chris Gunn picked up four assists, one which he layed to Gaskell who placed into the net from 5 yards, 2 with which the keeper fumbled only for Gaskell and Beasley to both score, and one which hit the defender, and somehow went threw the keepers' gloves. There were even comments from the Homecare strikeforce that someone must have put fairy liquid on his gloves. Dave Yeomans made it six as the keeper fumbled Gaskell's poor cross on which Lincoln pounced upon but only to have the rebound snatched from him by Yeomans, you cant blame a striker for his nature though, you thieving bastard Yeomans. Dave Burnham made a statement with only his 3rd appearance for the 2's with a man of the match performance in centre midfield.

The 3rd's were unfortunately held to a 0-0 draw at home to Jarrolds. Probably the only nil nill draw we'll ever see this term. With stand in captain Pete Bellamy replacing the abscent Butler (at a Pogues gig) he did well to ensure they did not concede, Alex Pope proved that with his man of the match performance along side Pete Bellamy at centre back.

An away game to an oddly named Sissonki side proved to be an easy one for the 4th's. Captain Ceroni picked up his 3rd hattrick of the season and first 10 point bonus as he scored twice directly from corners. Adam Hibbert got his first goal since playing under the Italian as his demon cross went over the keeper and into the net. Dave Foulis picked up his 9th and 10th goals of the season, while Darryl Wyatt, Poalo, Foulis and Blackmore picked up the assists. Darryl Wyatt picked up the star man award, his first of the season, nice to see the freshers doing well.

Sammy G has continued to keep his lead at the top of the Dream Team League, even though skiing was more important than playing this Saturday.

Please email me or msn me on nickgasuk@hotmail.com if you would like to change your team name.

UEA Fantasy Dream Team League:

Team Owner	Team Name	Points
Sam Gilliland	Sam Gilliland	1054
Paolo Ceroni	Windmill Wanderers	1025
Pete Bellamy	Pete Bellamy	1013
James Havers	No I in team	997
David Foulis	I want to be on you	991
Robin Caley	Snoop's Doggs	980
Marcus Jones	Schizzle	978
Matt Beasley	Beasley's Biatchs	951
Liam Martin	The House Martins	928
Tom Lenihan	Tom Lenihan	920
Jeremy Pitblado	Borny United	899
Grant O'Donnell	Mean Machine	896
Chris Morris	Mozzies Monsters	860
John Richardson	Cockjuggling
	Thundercunts	828
Darryl Wyatt	Wyatts Wanderers	823
Dave Yeomans	Yeomans UEA Yids	819
Tom Thornton	Meaty Malcolm
	and M Unit	818
Dan Robinson	Magnus: A player
	for every inche	796
Nick Gaskell	Woolie Woofters	783
Jason Lincoln	Team Jason	781
Josh Hull	Hullys Whores	769
Gavin Butler	Team Butler	748
Chris Gunn and	Ginger Ninjas
David Burnham		734
Nick Young	Young's Gunners	729
Duncan White	Whiteboys	720
Chris Macdonald	Maccadonas	596

Here are all of your individual points and other important information for you to look at as requested:

Player Name	Played	Clean Sheets	Assists	Goals	MOM's	Points
Alex Potimidies	9	2				24
David Mahoney	11	3		2	1	65
Paul Andrews	8	3				31
Grant O'donnel	5	3		1		28
Tom Denney	15	4			3	66
Ahmet Ayar	9	2	2			32
Josh Hull	9	3				31
Akin	2					2
Adam Hibbert	17			2	2	43
David Burnham	14		1	1	1	49
Matt Jepson	13				4	56
John Piper	15		2	3		43
Kahlil	1					0
Dennis Bevienis	9			1		25
Scott Holiday	18		4	6	1	57
Mike	3			3		15
Duncan Mchardy	5			2		13
Nik Young	9			8	2	54
Duncan White	11		5	3		47
Tom Lenihan	19	8			2	86
Marcus Jones	20	9	4	1	1	94
James Havers	20	13	2	2	2	100
Jason Lincoln	18	8	3	3		110
Simon Grove-White	8	4	1	1	1	10
Chris Macdonald	15	7	3	1	1	83
Tom Thornton	22		9	15		143
John Richardson	17		6	5	1	72
Matt Beasley	21	7	3	4	3	81
Chris Gunn	16		13	4		66
Liam Martin	16	1	9	4	2	109
Nick Gaskell	22	1GK	13	21	1	171
David Yeomans	20		6	20	2	169
Dan Humphries	15	7				106
Sam Gilliland	17	9		6	1	125
Gavin Butler	12	5		3		60
Stuart Mare	1	1				0
Adam Aisthorpe	7	1	1			37
James Freeman	10	4				44
Alex Pope	4	2		1	1	45
James Goulds	11	4	2	2		52
Pete Bellamy	15	1	7	3	1	75
Craig Boyle Smith	10	1	3	2		42
Alex Smith	11	1	6	3	3	70
Jahan Rezai-Jorabi	8	1		1		31
Joe Barker	3					12
Dan Robinson	13		2	2		29
Richard Taku	5			1		20
Jeremy Pitlabo	12	1GK	8	7		57
Chris Morris	12		6	16	1	78
Matt Rowley	2					2
Liam Parker	3					5
Robin Caley	11	2	1	1		42
Steve Cronin	3					0
Steve Harwood	6	2	1		1	47
Dan Fitzgearald	2	2				20
Tom Eede	9	3	1		1	47
Daniel Towse	6	2			1	39
Shaun Hately	2		1	1		12
Daryl Wyatt	8		3	1	1	41
Cathel Lowry	2					0
Chris Scott	4			2		7
Johnny Tucker	7		3		2	36
Ben Steele	1					0
David Foulis	11		10	10	1	88
Andy Blackmore	7		3			32
Andrew Deaville	2					0
Paolo Ceroni	13		8	18		90
Matt Mcglinchey	1	1				12

Enjoy the Christmas and New Year everybody, make sure you get vitally battered. Try keep fit somehow, i know i will!!! NOT!!!

Gaskell
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